Pe: “Mom? Why do you use this furry purse?”

E: “I like it. It looks like a wolf fur. And I feel like a “lonely wolf” sometimes…”

Pe: “I don´t think It looks like a wolf. May be a boar?”

T: “So do you mean a swine?”

Pe: “Yep, I mean a mom of a boar, so yep, I mean a SWINE.”

T: “Yes. This furry huge wild swine with these cute striped piglets…”

… MOM???

These dialogues. Always in public.